wine and sushi and a best of cops special and quest chat.
wait….what….quest chat? friends let friends dial drunk. have you ever called one of these numbers? i have always been curious about what kind of people call those numbers. we still don’t know, because we hung up real fast.
but my favorite moment from tonight, outside of going to the hole in the wall, was the moment in cops when the crack addict called the cops because the rando woman she gave her last $20 to took the $20 and have her plaster instead of crack. and the woman who took her $20 said… “I don’t sell crack, I’m a prostitute.”
this is gold, jerry. gold!