under the knife
It is with a heavy heart I say I learned of The Rural Alberta Advantage thanks to one of those free Starbucks music cards they leave around the shops. *The dramatic hand to forehead moment when you realise you like something at Starbucks other than the coffee*
But it’s so good. I guess if I can enjoy their peppermint hot chocolates (and I do enjoy their peppermint hot chocolate) I can enjoy the indie hipster music they shill.
Side note. You may have been excited by the addition of egg salad to the Subway menu. If you haven’t tried it yet, don’t. Save yourself! Run! Ugh. I’ll suffer for the rest of you.